Chester: “Last year at the Kerrang awards, Mike got so drunk he didn’t even know what he was saying.”
Mike: “You were drunk too. “
Chester: “But at least I could remember what I said.”
Mike: “…Yeah, I don’t remember a thing. Chester only likes me when I’m drunk anyway.”
Chester: “No, I like you when you’re sober, too. You’re funny when you’re drunk.”
“I just wanna say that….I…this is my first Kerrang Awards and I couldn’t even find a fucking seat…but thanks for putting me in the floor over here…”
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